|Sunday, August 1st, 2010|
|Wednesday, April 14th, 2010|
As an April fools joke I told a coworker of mine I got a girl pregnant. He was all sympathetic and telling me how I had to man up and all that. The whole time I sort of felt dirty thinking about if it had been true. It makes me feel sort of nauseous just thinking about it now.
I guess its time to stop talking to women.
|Monday, February 15th, 2010|
|Being a grown up on Valentines weekend
I am single for Valentines day this year. I talked to my way hotter then me Orlando friend who is also single and asked if shed like to come down to be my Valentine and attend my Valentines day party with me. She said okay but said she was a little sick. Cough cough sick not stab stab sick. She came over on Saturday and we spent the day doing various entertaining things together. It was nice. I was also starting to feel sick that day. That evening we spent time with mutual friends and played board games. After everyone left we went up to my room to go to bed. We were talking and decided since it was almost Valentines day that we would play Husband and Wife that night. So we both gazed into each others eyes, took a nyquil and went to sleep.
|Friday, February 5th, 2010|
|I got stabbed by a hobo
I am rather
I opened this and livejournal said. "Would you like to load saved draft" or something like that. I guess I shouldn't have used quotes if I wasn't quoting the exact thing it said. Oh well.
Anyway I clicked sure thing. Hoping to see some long post that I made in an absinthe induced stupor about love lost and dreams to come. But no it was just the 3 words "I am rather" I wonder what I was going to write about it. I would bet I was going to say "annoyed" I get annoyed a lot but rarely voice it in text. I say things like "Oh man that is so annoying" or "Why are you so annoying?"
I just realized that I used quotation marks more in this post then any other post I have made. I think.
|Friday, December 11th, 2009|
|Its 11pm and that means i am up to late
I think I forgot to mention the saddest part about my most recent failed dating attempt. I had coined a term with the girl that I rather enjoyed and now that things did not work out I feel that I might have lost such a witty phrase. The phrase was a term of endearment. You would use the words "melting pot" in some sort of sweet way. This would imply you cared about someone so much you were willing to spend the money to take them to melting pot. I enjoyed it. Hopefully I can revive it. I am glad the term "have a Kenny Chesney Christmas" is gone. That was dumb.
Now lets talk about New Jersey. Tonight I went out to dinner with 5 of my fellow imports. They chose a Cuban restaurant. I think it is funny that I came from south Florida and had Cuban food as a nice dinner. Tomorrow I leave for Philadelphia. Hello tasty food.
|Tuesday, December 8th, 2009|
|day 1 of working in Elizabeth
Today was my second day in Elizabeth and my first day working up here. My job is pretty uneventful. I will be spending most my days in a back room with a much older woman printing things. Which is pretty disappointing. All the people my age are else where doing other things. Also at 7:30 all my coworkers went back to there rooms to do whatever people do in hotel rooms by themselves. Hopefully that doesn't become a trend or else I might need to start going door to door to find something to do. I have to be up at 6:15 tomorrow so I guess I will go to bed.
|Sunday, November 22nd, 2009|
|Monday, October 19th, 2009|
|Birthdays Oreos monsters and roller derby
My birthday was a few days ago. I had a fried Oreo party to celebrate it. It was fun. Cool people showed up especially some people that I didn't expect to come but were rather nice to see. The Oreos were delicious, the presents were lovely and everyone enjoyed Politically Incorrect Guess Who.
I also went to a fantastic roller derby match. Our team won. It made me want a roller derby girlfriend. It would be fun and exciting. But I think it might be like wanting to eat a whole cake for lunch. Half way through I would probably regret it.
|Monday, September 14th, 2009|
|Emergency ice cream party
I had an impromptu ice cream party tonight. It was pretty fantastic. There was a conversation while we were playing a board game that night that ended the evening. Here it is transcribed for you
Evan to Mark - Why is your shirt inside out
David - Did a cat throw up on it
Mark - Yes
Scott - Game over everyone leave.
|Monday, August 31st, 2009|
I had a nightmare last night that I went on vacation with my family. I do not remember where I went but it was someplace cool. When we got there I realized I had forgotten my camera. I was very very upset.
I wonder if its weird to have nightmares about forgetting my camera.
|Wednesday, August 5th, 2009|
|Saturday, July 18th, 2009|
Its late. I should go to sleep.
|Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009|
I thought of something entertaining to write earlier today, but now ive forgotten. Oh well.
|Tuesday, May 26th, 2009|
|This person IMed me at random and I did exactly what I said I was going to do
DevinxkDxRetroXx: check out my music page
DevinxkDxRetroXx: lol 4shoo
SKULLES: who are you
DevinxkDxRetroXx: alvin homeboii
SKULLES: I cant say im familiar with any Devins
SKULLES: maybe Kevin, or Evan but no devin
DevinxkDxRetroXx: but check my page out wen u got time bro
SKULLES: oh ive got lots of time but I wont check out your page
DevinxkDxRetroXx: ite then later
SKULLES: ive got so much time im going to make a website talking about why people shouldn't look at your page. But I wont include a link to it
SKULLES: ill call you coldcrooks so that no one can find you since I didnt use the wacky Z
DevinxkDxRetroXx: ummm thasss not even wut its called lol ahahaha
SKULLES: my sly writing styl will attract millions and the polk funk band cold crooks will be the next biggest band in America due to my internet writing
SKULLES: IF ONLY I HAD USED THE Z!
DevinxkDxRetroXx: im tha one that had the idea n tha drawin 4 tha based boy T's
DevinxkDxRetroXx: alvin hommie
SKULLES: I am sorry I have no idea what you just said
SKULLES: so ill respond in french
SKULLES: mon slip est plein des pingouins
SKULLES: aimez-vous manger de mon fromage des intestins inférieurs ?
|Thursday, May 14th, 2009|
|Car and fun
I got a new car short while ago. I can afford it. Woops.
Repo The Genetic Opera is playing at Cinema Paradiso on June 26th at 10pm. Is anyone interested in going. It is an amazing movie with singing and organ repossession. Also it will have a shadow cast just like Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Speaking of Rocky Horror
After Repo they will be showing Rocky Horror Picture Show. I don't know if we are going to go to that right after but it is an idea. Let me know if you want to come.
|Monday, May 4th, 2009|
The show 30 rock almost killed me.
|Tuesday, April 28th, 2009|
When I hear that someone is a new parent I think, "That sucks"
Does that make me weird?
|Monday, April 20th, 2009|
|Saturday, April 18th, 2009|
|I like my job
A woman told me she hated me today. Here is the story why
My coworker asked if she could help a lady today and the lady said no she wanted to get helped by the nice tall man who helped her on Wednesday. My coworker told her that we don't work on commission so anyone can help her. The lady said no she wanted that person to help her since he was so nice. My coworker then told her that the person might not be working today. The old lady said how could he not be here today. My coworker then assumed that the tall person might be me. It wasn't it was another guy who is like 5'5, clearly not very tall. When she saw me she screamed stay away from me. She said I last time she was there I said told her I would be right back and never came back. That is true I did do that, but that was because someone else helped her shortly after I excused myself. She then said that she hated me.
Amazing I know.
|Wednesday, April 15th, 2009|
|Fritz the mustache man
I was embarrassed by my mustache today. I don't think I am worth of its greatness anymore. Ill have to rub it one someone in there sleep to transfer it to there upper lip. Don't lock your doors.